You know you're in college when....

quarters are like gold
two meals a day is standard
ROAD TRIP whenever possible
going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before
you will begin to nap again.
your bookstore bill will almost equal your tuition
squirt guns=stress relief.
e-mail become your second language
college students throw airplanes too!
you never realized SO Many people were smarter than you!
Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you can recite last weeks 'America's next top model' verbatim.
you will never rent more movies in your life
No one is too old for video games.
care packages are right up there with birthdays.
Campus is only clean for family weekend and freshman orientation
it never sucked so much to get sick!
nothing you want to register for will be open.
beware of the freshman 15
be creative in the dining hall!
classes: The later the better
You are no longer thankful that fire alarms are here to protect you.
Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night
cereal makes a meal any timeof the day
New additions to food groups: Sams club soda, Ramen, an dPizza
ATMs and the devils advocate.
Duct tape heals all wounds
Keys have never been so important, yet you seem you seem to lose them more.
Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important.
you realize College in the ideal life style. Except for those pesky classes
Procrastination is an art form.
Jeans may be wore as many times as the wearer desires
the only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty
you'll eat anything if its free.
Cartoons are for all ages
No matter how Hard you try..... You are Never Alone.
A canceled class is almost better than christmas.
You will need to buy air freshener. Period.
Caffeine is an addition.
You can Never have enough snacks or money.
you can go trick or treating again!
You can go into wal-mart at any time of the night and see at least 10 people from your school shopping there too.
white boards become cool again.
you swear someone keeps stealing your socks.
skittles now count at a serving of fruit and potato chips are servings of vegetables.
Mom's home meals never looked so good.
the only time you meet a lot of people in your building at only is during a power outage.
you hear everything thats goig on in your neighbors room.
you would rather buy more clothes than wash them,
Febreeze is a MUST HAVE!