10. Chihuahua's do not actually eat at Taco Bell
9. You're pretty much either a Burrito person, or you're not. Get over it.
8. When you come through the drive through, we just assume its 'To Go'. you don't need to tell us.
7. Supreme = with sour cream
6. Drive through is RARELY the fastest way to get your food
5. Learning spanish is not necessary. To communicate with the back room workers, just add el and O to everything. As in "I need el wiping towelo " EL WIPING TOWELO!
4. Talking louder will not make people understand you any better.
3. Beano doesn't work All the time
2. If you make static noises while talking to people on the Drive Thru speaker, they will automatically begin talking very loudly and slowly.
1. Even the most normal caucasian whitey-tighty Americans suddenly develope an accent like they just jumped that non-existent border fence from Mexico while ordering their food ("I'd like a Burrrrrrrrrrrito Suprrrrrrrrrrreme por favor!")
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I promise I don't do any of that while ordering- but I am ticked that they stopped offering the seven layer crunch wrap before I even got to try it.
Pull a few strings for me, will ya??
You are one funny girl! and ditto Heather on the crunch wrap!
SERIOUSLY!! They don't have it in WA then, cuz I ordered it last week and they looked at me like I was an idiot and told me they stopped that promo...
Maybe you can overnight me one. :)
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